Zip me up. Make sure I’m buttoned. If I’m not the right size please don’t wear me. I do have ways of showing off your not so flattering sides.Some call me boyfriend. I think I’ve heard cropped. Skinny and even flaired… hmmm all these names seem fair. I do come in different shapes and sizes. I’m man’s best friend. I’ve heard dogs have that title. But I think it’s safe to say, I’ve been through thick and thin with humans.
I battle the harsh winds. I sit in itchy chairs. I’ve even acquired some stains every now and then. Oh, and the best part is getting washed and dried. Except when I’m surrounded by all the other fabrics, they can be a bit pushy. Though I’d have to say the worst thing is the rain. I have absolutely no protection, unless my owner is wearing a long coat, and even then my cuffs usually end up soaked.
Don’t get me wrong! I don’t mean to complain for I have been around for a long time. I’m even called a classic. I can be a fashion statement! Dress me up or bum me out. I satisfy the classy and the mediocre. But here’s a hint, I do look fabulous in some 4′ inch heels. I just love all the glances I get.
I’m jeans and I’m hear to stay!
Thanks to humans I have a pretty extensive fashion career. Here comes a human now! Yes, I’m being worn… let’s see what this day shall bring.